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kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-06-04 03:11
No 539959
User Picture       Ass Bombs

KoS has been leaving a deadly cloud of noxious death and destruction behind him tonight. I think it's due to combo of a 3 bean salad and sloppy joes for dinner.
I had to clear out of Linens and Things ( an american housewares store) quick due to a deadlier than expected release fumes in the kitchen wares department. I think I may need bottle of Fabriz to fumigate the upholstery in my ride.

HELP! shocked

Does my Hive health plan cover a gastro-intestinal specialist to get rid of these deadly vapors?

Have we ever had an in depth discussion of bees ass habits and quirks?

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

Unobtainium
(Minister of Propaganda)
11-06-04 03:30
No 539966
User Picture       Re: Have we ever had an in depth discussion of

Have we ever had an in depth discussion of bees ass habits and quirks?

I can't imagine that we haven't at some point.

I probably started the thread myself.

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-06-04 03:39
No 539968
User Picture       let me see

I remember the one thread about pissing and shitting in the shower, unlimited sex threads, a whole bunch about overunity and alt-energy, a couple political ones...

I can't remember a thread exclusively devoted to shitting and farting.
If anyone would remember, it would be chemo...he loves ass functions.
I do recall him claiming to be some sort of tantric ass-master.

Ok, now what do you like to read while going poo?

Myself, I like magazines. Newspapers are too much hassle, unless it's the Chicago Sun Times (magazine style)...

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

methyl_ethyl
(Guardian)
11-06-04 03:47
No 539969
User Picture       yuck

Yuck, I will never forget that thread concerning "shitting in the shower" you sick fucks, I think it was either Hey_Man or Unob recalling how they would....... I have to go crazy ..... tongue

I will never be able to look at a shower drain again, due to irreversible trauma inflicted by you sick fucks.

damn y'all

m_e

   Unipolar Mania, It's good for life... laugh

purplepoison
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 04:26
No 539979
User Picture       yeah

I was eating breakfast when I read that thread--didn't finish it....

BLESSED BEES!!!

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-06-04 04:37
No 539981
User Picture       yup that's the one

I think it was either Hey_Man or Unob recalling how they would.....

I think the phrase you are looking for is: tamp it down the drain with my toe...

I remember that thread only too well, mostly because I was appalled at the sheer number of bees who regularly urinate in the shower. crazy

I can see this is gonna bee one of those slow weekends. Nobody is online. All the bees with real lives are out, having fun, maybe on a date - instead us losers are here talking shit. wink

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

jboogie
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 04:42
No 539983
      i know some hard-core vegans who swear by...

i know some hard-core vegans who swear by beano. i dont know how the shit works, but they say without it they would have to sleep in separate rooms. crazy

my personal favorite bathroom literature are books by henry rollins. they provide a zen, allowing the butt to relax for a particularly misformed turd.

whats the longest unbroken turd youve ever released?
ive had a couple of horseshoes that were close to a foot. it was hard to measure the whole thing without breaking it. when i straitened it out, it started to crumble. frown

whats up with the green poop? is it iron? i find that after a steaky dinner, the poop that follows is greenish and foamy. whats going on with swims poop? would a 'tone wash correct this?

Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-06-04 04:49
No 539984
User Picture       ok, I'll ask...

it was hard to measure the whole thing without breaking it. when i straitened it out, it started to crumble

Now did you remove the turd by hand?
And attempt to straighten it out by hand?

Do you keep a log of your longest turds?
Or was this just one that seemed bigger than usual and deemed worthy of record?

Henry Rollins and zen...now that's a first. If I am going to read a book with on the throne, I prefer political commentary or historical fiction.

I may have to try the beano...

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

jboogie
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 05:14
No 539988
      Now did you remove the turd by hand?

Now did you remove the turd by hand?
And attempt to straighten it out by hand?
actully, i used a paper plate to get the turd out. i gingerly placed it in the tub. i went to get the camara and came back. i used a toilet paper tube to straighten the turd, so yeah...kinda by hand. it broke it half and guess what? i had to tamp the remnents down the drain!
Do you keep a log of your longest turds?
Or was this just one that seemed bigger than usual and deemed worthy of record?
Does a photo album count as a log? if so then i guess you could call it my "log log". its just i had never had such a long and intact turd. it inspired me to document the noteworthy things that have emerged from my poop-chute.
heres my best one:

ive also found this tool to bee helpful:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4243037.html

Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?

biotechdude
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 05:48
No 539990
User Picture       aqua turd

My longest poo was an 'aqua-turd' (crapping in the water).

Has the same advantages as a 'water birth'. That is, the poo just slides out easy, doesn't break, and then floats and extends out from behind you. You'd be surprised how long a standard turd is. But when your stuck on a remote surfing island for a week eating tin food... Well lets just say i wish i had a camera at the time shocked

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-06-04 05:50
No 539991
User Picture       hmmm

That picture really doesn't look like anything. It's blurry and too dark, kinda like a picture of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot.
Could be doctored or fake.

We'll need the Hive photo experts to come and render an opinion...

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

jboogie
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 06:05
No 539992
      ok, ok... i admit it isnt my turd.

ok, ok... i admit it isnt my turd. i guess that makes me a turd burglar. i just really wanted to use that photo somehow. google: fecal impaction, picture. its from some add for colon-cleanse or some such shit.
have you witnessed the two-tone log? when its kinda half out of the water, the submerged portion is lighter. is this oxidation or refraction? i cant decide if my eyes are fooling me. any other bees know?

Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?

buz
(Hive Bee)
11-06-04 23:16
No 540078
      snot?

have we ever had a thread about snot?

with thanksgiving coming up, perhaps a thread about snot would bee fun.

with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i feel sorry for snot.

Unobtainium
(Minister of Propaganda)
11-06-04 23:40
No 540082
User Picture       >>have we ever had a thread about snot?

>>have we ever had a thread about snot?

We have. I started that one too.

Milk rots your brain.

ChemoSabe
(Hive Addict)
11-07-04 00:04
No 540084
User Picture       Recent Relevant Post

I'll most likely have more to contribute on this a bit later but here's a relevent posting of mine from a few weeks back Post 536034 (ChemoSabe: "Where's HeyMan?", The Couch)

can't flush this

jboogie
(Hive Bee)
11-07-04 00:14
No 540085
      with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i...

with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i feel sorry for snot.
you know, your totally right. lets let this thread include snot now. it should bee intitled "ass bombs & snot rockets"
here's a picture to start:

Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?

ChemoSabe
(Hive Addict)
11-07-04 00:41
No 540086
User Picture       Anthropology 101

That's what I usually put on the labels of edited "greatest hits" porn tapes that I make for friends.

But what I'm talking about here is the ritual and social implications or subtle meaning of the gesture of spitting. It mostly seems to be a guy thing but there is the rare female who will unselfconsciously expectorate in public areas.

With young teenaged males it appears to be a macho self confirmation and often could be tranlated into "I'm a tough guy so don't mess with me". And often it's similarly used as a subdued and ambivalent means of saying "fuck you and get offa my turf" to another teenaged male.

Some of these males can sometimes even be observed hocking a lugi in the presence of an attractive young female. I haven't yet witnessed anything that makes me beleive that these girls might actually be somehow impressed with this artfully propelled display of saliva and mucus. But from the way some guys do it, (as if to maybe say "I spit so I'm cool") it appears that they at least think the girls should be.

Has anyone else ever made any amatuer anthropological observations of this nature?

PS.I don't include what jboogie did up there in the catogories of social spitting discussed in this post.

can't flush this

jboogie
(Hive Bee)
11-07-04 02:00
No 540100
User Picture       sorry...

was that too off topic or just stupid? laugh

spitting is definatly a power thing for some guys. this girl im friends with has a boyfriend that likes to spit on her when they do it. he doesnt hawk lugi on her; she catagorizes it as playful spitting. i think its kinda wierd, myself. crazy

Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?

buz
(Hive Bee)
11-08-04 00:03
No 540271
      what about smegma, then?

i didn't know we had a snot thread in the archives.
can't say i'm overly surprised.

has smegma been adequately covered here?
if memory serves me, i think chicks dig smegma more than snot.

i'm fairly certain that i miss chicks that dig smegma and other bodily fluids and wanted to have sex with me anyway.

where did the groovy chicks go, anyway?

meanwhile,
anybees into instant mashed potatoes?

if so, i know some culinary tricks with this stuff that will make ramen look like too much trouble and expense.

is it possible to bee insignificant in a thread about ass bombs?
is it possible to use the anal sphincter to voice words during gas expulsion?

ChemoSabe
(Hive Addict)
11-08-04 10:51
No 540395
User Picture       Toilet Reading, Drawing and Dessicated Milk

My current toilet reading is The Sound of the City which is a quite academic look at the social circumstances that are the framework of what the book calls "rock and roll" music.

Sometimes I draw whilst mounted on the commode. I used to draw for one hour straight right when I woke and had a one minute limit for each drawing. Animal and figure drawing. But for the most part it was all naked chicks. While the toilet mounted drawings do not have such a short time limit on them they are generally done quickly. When too much time is spent on a drawing it generally tends to suck the life out of it and make it look more static and contrived.

I'll scan a few recent ones and post them.

On the foodstuffs front...

Can anyone out there actually tolerate ingesting the reconstituted and drinkable end product that results form what is sold as dehydrated milk? I'd beleive that that stuff rots your brain.

I think I'll now attempt to make somewhat of a "nemesis" sig line inspired by The Nob's.

carbonated soft drinks contain an overflowing abundance of vital nutrients

Unobtainium
(Minister of Propaganda)
11-08-04 10:59
No 540397
User Picture       I have never read on the toilet.

I have never read on the toilet. I don't spend that much time in there, and even if I did, I don't see how anyone can concentrate on reading at a time like that.

I don't understand how people can read and walk at the same time either, but I keep seeing people do that and it bothers me.

Milk rots your brain.

ChemoSabe
(Hive Addict)
11-08-04 15:58
No 540449
User Picture       Irish Pubs (not pubes) & Anti Flatulants

In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness.

Also here is another tip for those of you who have a phobia of passing deadly anal vapors on that first and probably only date with a supermodel that you'll ever get.

I haven't tried it myself but supposedly eating a York Peppermint Patty a few hours before your big date works better than Beano for taming your surprise eruptions of noxious gastro-intestinal fumes.

PS. I have a friend whos favorite pastime is in attempting to deliberately make his own farts sound as unique and entertaining as possible. I once told him about Beano and how it claimed that it could stop your farting. He responded with "why would you want to do that?". I actually think he'd think Beano was cool if it were a pill that actually made you fart.

can't flush this

Osmium
(Stoni's sexual toy)
11-09-04 00:34
No 540518
User Picture       > In Ireland it was somewhat common in the...

> In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a
> book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness.

Not just in Ireland.
I used to spend whole afternoons (that's like 1pm to 8pm) in my favorite café/watering hole reading books and newspapers and having about 5-8 bucks worth of beverages (no tips) and two packs of cigs. They never bothered me, kicked me out or tried to make me drink more, until I eventually became a widely-known part of the inventory, usually using the same table and the same chair and reading the same newspapers. I must have spend years there (no, I don't think I wasted one minute of my life in there).
Need to do that again someday, or maybe return to that place. I wonder if the same people still work there, and if it will feel the same again, as if I never left?

BUSH/CHENEY 2004! After all, it ain't my country!
www.american-buddha.com/addict.war.1.htm

Unobtainium
(Minister of Propaganda)
11-09-04 01:18
No 540533
User Picture       You can smoke two packs in 7 hours?

You can smoke two packs in 7 hours?

That's almost like a job.

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-09-04 04:23
No 540569
      me too

In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness.

I like to go to the coffee shop here and do the same thing I usually start off with the NY Times and then read a few chapters in whatever book I am into at the moment, currently it's: The Arabs: Journeys Beyond the Mirage by David Lamb. New York: Vintage Books, 1987.
After that I will write a few pages in my journal.

I can spend hours there on a lazy day and read and people watch...

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

ChemoSabe
(Hive Addict)
11-09-04 17:19
No 540668
User Picture       Smoking on the Krapper

my see key is broken so pardon the spelling

I've never really liked the fragranse or flavor of tobako smoke so on the rare okasion that I do smoke it's usually as a prop to kreate some sort of absurd effekt or party prank. Or something ridikulous of that general nature.

But Unob questioning Os about the quantities of sigs he smoked whist reading in publik has made me wonder if anyone out there enjoys having a smoke whilst they are dropping a dungload.

I always thougt it was strange when my father would burn a few matches in the bathroom right after a partikularly odorous turd had filled it with a densely foul aroma. It never really kovered up the reek of the dungload. Just added one bad odor to another.

can't flush this

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-09-04 17:23
No 540670
User Picture       question...?

Does anyone ever revel in the stench of their own poo?
While the smell of another's will cause you to retch?

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

Little_fat_boy
(Newbee)
11-09-04 20:05
No 540684
      ass bombs

ass bombs are very common after one partakes in sloppy joes and 3 bean salads, im not so sure the hhp(hive heath plan) covers a specialest for gostro-intestinal problems wink

maybe you should try the new checkers and chess cheetos snack as an alternative schooling program

FlyBoy
(Hive Bee)
11-09-04 20:14
No 540688
      speaking of...

Speaking of smegma, ....if that is the shit that juiced out of my dick when I was fucking a 33 year old woman at 19? ..is there a reason that the shit just stopped when I turned 24? and is there anything I can do about it? I tryed Testosterone lotion for 30days, is that even the right route?

sorry guys, but I have beed quite frustrated for the last 4 years.

akdov
(Newbee)
11-09-04 20:28
No 540689
      I love the smell of my craps.

Honest. Well maybe not love, but they certainally are nice in a werid kind of way.

Don't normally read on the bog, sometimes play with my phone looking around the network settings or something else pointless. Thinking about it, I never actually spend that much time on the bog, so even if I did take a book with me, I wouldn't get much read.

brewed and canned in the UK

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-09-04 21:22
No 540696
User Picture       (Post deleted by kingsofsleep)

(empty)

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

buz
(Hive Bee)
11-09-04 22:08
No 540704
      it was me, k.o.s.

i was (and am ) the cunt who brought up smegma.
i couldn't help it.

back to ass-bombs.
my bad.

kingsofsleep
(Hive Addict)
11-09-04 22:31
No 540709
User Picture       never let it bee said

that I don't eat my own words...

Carry on biz/zib/chuck/buz... wink

Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)

cycosyince
(Hive Bee)
11-10-04 10:35
No 540796
      it isn't a crappy subject

There is a good deal of shit to be said of poop and/or ass decorated air. Butt if it is all dumped in this thread, it might become a never ending log of fecal matter, yes?

Teeheeheehee... now BILE! Anyone care to throw up an opinion on some BILE?

Maybe we could bandy some semantics concerning the dynamics of "hula rice" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Personally I like my own farts. Not in a disturbing or freaky way mind you, but I can laugh while others choke and gasp and try to find the door with burning eyes. I get a kick out of calmly exclaiming "What has come over you people?!?!?!"

Don't even get me started on elevators
"Muuuhahahahahaha, 'fpbpbpbpt!' Uh, scuse' me!" blush wink

Turdy days in da hole, Turdy days in da hole....

It doesn't matter. I'll probably get run over anyway...

FlyBoy
(Hive Bee)
11-10-04 20:11
No 540898
      Fuck

Ack!

Ignore my post.

I'm a very sick individual. No more slick for my dick.

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		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-06-04 03:11 No 539959				Ass Bombs
						KoS has been leaving a deadly cloud of noxious death and destruction behind him tonight. I think it's due to combo of a 3 bean salad and sloppy joes for dinner. I had to clear out of Linens and Things ( an american housewares store) quick due to a deadlier than expected release fumes in the kitchen wares department. I think I may need bottle of Fabriz to fumigate the upholstery in my ride. HELP! Does my Hive health plan cover a gastro-intestinal specialist to get rid of these deadly vapors? Have we ever had an in depth discussion of bees ass habits and quirks? Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		Unobtainium (Minister of Propaganda) 11-06-04 03:30 No 539966				Re: Have we ever had an in depth discussion of
						Have we ever had an in depth discussion of bees ass habits and quirks? I can't imagine that we haven't at some point. I probably started the thread myself.



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-06-04 03:39 No 539968				let me see
						I remember the one thread about pissing and shitting in the shower, unlimited sex threads, a whole bunch about overunity and alt-energy, a couple political ones... I can't remember a thread exclusively devoted to shitting and farting. If anyone would remember, it would be chemo...he loves ass functions. I do recall him claiming to be some sort of tantric ass-master. Ok, now what do you like to read while going poo? Myself, I like magazines. Newspapers are too much hassle, unless it's the Chicago Sun Times (magazine style)... Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		methyl_ethyl (Guardian) 11-06-04 03:47 No 539969				yuck
						Yuck, I will never forget that thread concerning "shitting in the shower" you sick fucks, I think it was either Hey_Man or Unob recalling how they would....... I have to go ..... I will never be able to look at a shower drain again, due to irreversible trauma inflicted by you sick fucks. damn y'all m_e Unipolar Mania, It's good for life...



		purplepoison (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 04:26 No 539979				yeah
						I was eating breakfast when I read that thread--didn't finish it.... BLESSED BEES!!! There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-06-04 04:37 No 539981				yup that's the one
						I think it was either Hey_Man or Unob recalling how they would..... I think the phrase you are looking for is: tamp it down the drain with my toe... I remember that thread only too well, mostly because I was appalled at the sheer number of bees who regularly urinate in the shower. I can see this is gonna bee one of those slow weekends. Nobody is online. All the bees with real lives are out, having fun, maybe on a date - instead us losers are here talking shit. Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		jboogie (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 04:42 No 539983				i know some hard-core vegans who swear by...
						i know some hard-core vegans who swear by beano. i dont know how the shit works, but they say without it they would have to sleep in separate rooms. my personal favorite bathroom literature are books by henry rollins. they provide a zen, allowing the butt to relax for a particularly misformed turd. whats the longest unbroken turd youve ever released? ive had a couple of horseshoes that were close to a foot. it was hard to measure the whole thing without breaking it. when i straitened it out, it started to crumble. whats up with the green poop? is it iron? i find that after a steaky dinner, the poop that follows is greenish and foamy. whats going on with swims poop? would a 'tone wash correct this? Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-06-04 04:49 No 539984				ok, I'll ask...
						it was hard to measure the whole thing without breaking it. when i straitened it out, it started to crumble Now did you remove the turd by hand? And attempt to straighten it out by hand? Do you keep a log of your longest turds? Or was this just one that seemed bigger than usual and deemed worthy of record? Henry Rollins and zen...now that's a first. If I am going to read a book with on the throne, I prefer political commentary or historical fiction. I may have to try the beano... Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		jboogie (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 05:14 No 539988				Now did you remove the turd by hand?
						Now did you remove the turd by hand? And attempt to straighten it out by hand? actully, i used a paper plate to get the turd out. i gingerly placed it in the tub. i went to get the camara and came back. i used a toilet paper tube to straighten the turd, so yeah...kinda by hand. it broke it half and guess what? i had to tamp the remnents down the drain! Do you keep a log of your longest turds? Or was this just one that seemed bigger than usual and deemed worthy of record? Does a photo album count as a log? if so then i guess you could call it my "log log". its just i had never had such a long and intact turd. it inspired me to document the noteworthy things that have emerged from my poop-chute. heres my best one: ive also found this tool to bee helpful: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4243037.html Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?



		biotechdude (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 05:48 No 539990				aqua turd
						My longest poo was an 'aqua-turd' (crapping in the water). Has the same advantages as a 'water birth'. That is, the poo just slides out easy, doesn't break, and then floats and extends out from behind you. You'd be surprised how long a standard turd is. But when your stuck on a remote surfing island for a week eating tin food... Well lets just say i wish i had a camera at the time



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-06-04 05:50 No 539991				hmmm
						That picture really doesn't look like anything. It's blurry and too dark, kinda like a picture of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot. Could be doctored or fake. We'll need the Hive photo experts to come and render an opinion... Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		jboogie (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 06:05 No 539992				ok, ok... i admit it isnt my turd.
						ok, ok... i admit it isnt my turd. i guess that makes me a turd burglar. i just really wanted to use that photo somehow. google: fecal impaction, picture. its from some add for colon-cleanse or some such shit. have you witnessed the two-tone log? when its kinda half out of the water, the submerged portion is lighter. is this oxidation or refraction? i cant decide if my eyes are fooling me. any other bees know? Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?



		buz (Hive Bee) 11-06-04 23:16 No 540078				snot?
						have we ever had a thread about snot? with thanksgiving coming up, perhaps a thread about snot would bee fun. with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i feel sorry for snot.



		Unobtainium (Minister of Propaganda) 11-06-04 23:40 No 540082				>>have we ever had a thread about snot?
						>>have we ever had a thread about snot? We have. I started that one too. Milk rots your brain.



		ChemoSabe (Hive Addict) 11-07-04 00:04 No 540084				Recent Relevant Post
						I'll most likely have more to contribute on this a bit later but here's a relevent posting of mine from a few weeks back Post 536034 (ChemoSabe: "Where's HeyMan?", The Couch) can't flush this



		jboogie (Hive Bee) 11-07-04 00:14 No 540085				with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i...
						with all the attention poop gets, sometimes i feel sorry for snot. you know, your totally right. lets let this thread include snot now. it should bee intitled "ass bombs & snot rockets" here's a picture to start: Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?



		ChemoSabe (Hive Addict) 11-07-04 00:41 No 540086				Anthropology 101
						That's what I usually put on the labels of edited "greatest hits" porn tapes that I make for friends. But what I'm talking about here is the ritual and social implications or subtle meaning of the gesture of spitting. It mostly seems to be a guy thing but there is the rare female who will unselfconsciously expectorate in public areas. With young teenaged males it appears to be a macho self confirmation and often could be tranlated into "I'm a tough guy so don't mess with me". And often it's similarly used as a subdued and ambivalent means of saying "fuck you and get offa my turf" to another teenaged male. Some of these males can sometimes even be observed hocking a lugi in the presence of an attractive young female. I haven't yet witnessed anything that makes me beleive that these girls might actually be somehow impressed with this artfully propelled display of saliva and mucus. But from the way some guys do it, (as if to maybe say "I spit so I'm cool") it appears that they at least think the girls should be. Has anyone else ever made any amatuer anthropological observations of this nature? PS.I don't include what jboogie did up there in the catogories of social spitting discussed in this post. can't flush this



		jboogie (Hive Bee) 11-07-04 02:00 No 540100				sorry...
						was that too off topic or just stupid? spitting is definatly a power thing for some guys. this girl im friends with has a boyfriend that likes to spit on her when they do it. he doesnt hawk lugi on her; she catagorizes it as playful spitting. i think its kinda wierd, myself. Don't you think if I had something intelligent to say, it would bee in my post?



		buz (Hive Bee) 11-08-04 00:03 No 540271				what about smegma, then?
						i didn't know we had a snot thread in the archives. can't say i'm overly surprised. has smegma been adequately covered here? if memory serves me, i think chicks dig smegma more than snot. i'm fairly certain that i miss chicks that dig smegma and other bodily fluids and wanted to have sex with me anyway. where did the groovy chicks go, anyway? meanwhile, anybees into instant mashed potatoes? if so, i know some culinary tricks with this stuff that will make ramen look like too much trouble and expense. is it possible to bee insignificant in a thread about ass bombs? is it possible to use the anal sphincter to voice words during gas expulsion?



		ChemoSabe (Hive Addict) 11-08-04 10:51 No 540395				Toilet Reading, Drawing and Dessicated Milk
						My current toilet reading is The Sound of the City which is a quite academic look at the social circumstances that are the framework of what the book calls "rock and roll" music. Sometimes I draw whilst mounted on the commode. I used to draw for one hour straight right when I woke and had a one minute limit for each drawing. Animal and figure drawing. But for the most part it was all naked chicks. While the toilet mounted drawings do not have such a short time limit on them they are generally done quickly. When too much time is spent on a drawing it generally tends to suck the life out of it and make it look more static and contrived. I'll scan a few recent ones and post them. On the foodstuffs front... Can anyone out there actually tolerate ingesting the reconstituted and drinkable end product that results form what is sold as dehydrated milk? I'd beleive that that stuff rots your brain. I think I'll now attempt to make somewhat of a "nemesis" sig line inspired by The Nob's. carbonated soft drinks contain an overflowing abundance of vital nutrients



		Unobtainium (Minister of Propaganda) 11-08-04 10:59 No 540397				I have never read on the toilet.
						I have never read on the toilet. I don't spend that much time in there, and even if I did, I don't see how anyone can concentrate on reading at a time like that. I don't understand how people can read and walk at the same time either, but I keep seeing people do that and it bothers me. Milk rots your brain.



		ChemoSabe (Hive Addict) 11-08-04 15:58 No 540449				Irish Pubs (not pubes) & Anti Flatulants
						In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness. Also here is another tip for those of you who have a phobia of passing deadly anal vapors on that first and probably only date with a supermodel that you'll ever get. I haven't tried it myself but supposedly eating a York Peppermint Patty a few hours before your big date works better than Beano for taming your surprise eruptions of noxious gastro-intestinal fumes. PS. I have a friend whos favorite pastime is in attempting to deliberately make his own farts sound as unique and entertaining as possible. I once told him about Beano and how it claimed that it could stop your farting. He responded with "why would you want to do that?". I actually think he'd think Beano was cool if it were a pill that actually made you fart. can't flush this



		Osmium (Stoni's sexual toy) 11-09-04 00:34 No 540518				> In Ireland it was somewhat common in the...
						> In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a > book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness. Not just in Ireland. I used to spend whole afternoons (that's like 1pm to 8pm) in my favorite café/watering hole reading books and newspapers and having about 5-8 bucks worth of beverages (no tips) and two packs of cigs. They never bothered me, kicked me out or tried to make me drink more, until I eventually became a widely-known part of the inventory, usually using the same table and the same chair and reading the same newspapers. I must have spend years there (no, I don't think I wasted one minute of my life in there). Need to do that again someday, or maybe return to that place. I wonder if the same people still work there, and if it will feel the same again, as if I never left? BUSH/CHENEY 2004! After all, it ain't my country! www.american-buddha.com/addict.war.1.htm



		Unobtainium (Minister of Propaganda) 11-09-04 01:18 No 540533				You can smoke two packs in 7 hours?
						You can smoke two packs in 7 hours? That's almost like a job.



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-09-04 04:23 No 540569				me too
						In Ireland it was somewhat common in the pubs to see someone who had brought a book to read there whilst enjoying a few pints of Guiness. I like to go to the coffee shop here and do the same thing I usually start off with the NY Times and then read a few chapters in whatever book I am into at the moment, currently it's: The Arabs: Journeys Beyond the Mirage by David Lamb. New York: Vintage Books, 1987. After that I will write a few pages in my journal. I can spend hours there on a lazy day and read and people watch... Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		ChemoSabe (Hive Addict) 11-09-04 17:19 No 540668				Smoking on the Krapper
						my see key is broken so pardon the spelling I've never really liked the fragranse or flavor of tobako smoke so on the rare okasion that I do smoke it's usually as a prop to kreate some sort of absurd effekt or party prank. Or something ridikulous of that general nature. But Unob questioning Os about the quantities of sigs he smoked whist reading in publik has made me wonder if anyone out there enjoys having a smoke whilst they are dropping a dungload. I always thougt it was strange when my father would burn a few matches in the bathroom right after a partikularly odorous turd had filled it with a densely foul aroma. It never really kovered up the reek of the dungload. Just added one bad odor to another. can't flush this



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-09-04 17:23 No 540670				question...?
						Does anyone ever revel in the stench of their own poo? While the smell of another's will cause you to retch? Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		Little_fat_boy (Newbee) 11-09-04 20:05 No 540684				ass bombs
						ass bombs are very common after one partakes in sloppy joes and 3 bean salads, im not so sure the hhp(hive heath plan) covers a specialest for gostro-intestinal problems maybe you should try the new checkers and chess cheetos snack as an alternative schooling program



		FlyBoy (Hive Bee) 11-09-04 20:14 No 540688				speaking of...
						Speaking of smegma, ....if that is the shit that juiced out of my dick when I was fucking a 33 year old woman at 19? ..is there a reason that the shit just stopped when I turned 24? and is there anything I can do about it? I tryed Testosterone lotion for 30days, is that even the right route? sorry guys, but I have beed quite frustrated for the last 4 years.



		akdov (Newbee) 11-09-04 20:28 No 540689				I love the smell of my craps.
						Honest. Well maybe not love, but they certainally are nice in a werid kind of way. Don't normally read on the bog, sometimes play with my phone looking around the network settings or something else pointless. Thinking about it, I never actually spend that much time on the bog, so even if I did take a book with me, I wouldn't get much read. brewed and canned in the UK



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-09-04 21:22 No 540696				*(Post deleted by kingsofsleep)*
						(empty) Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		buz (Hive Bee) 11-09-04 22:08 No 540704				it was me, k.o.s.
						i was (and am ) the cunt who brought up smegma. i couldn't help it. back to ass-bombs. my bad.



		kingsofsleep (Hive Addict) 11-09-04 22:31 No 540709				never let it bee said
						that I don't eat my own words... Carry on biz/zib/chuck/buz... Cui peccare licet peccat minus - One who is allowed to sin, sins less. (Ovid)



		cycosyince (Hive Bee) 11-10-04 10:35 No 540796				it isn't a crappy subject
						There is a good deal of shit to be said of poop and/or ass decorated air. Butt if it is all dumped in this thread, it might become a never ending log of fecal matter, yes? Teeheeheehee... now BILE! Anyone care to throw up an opinion on some BILE? Maybe we could bandy some semantics concerning the dynamics of "hula rice" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Personally I like my own farts. Not in a disturbing or freaky way mind you, but I can laugh while others choke and gasp and try to find the door with burning eyes. I get a kick out of calmly exclaiming "What has come over you people?!?!?!" Don't even get me started on elevators "Muuuhahahahahaha, 'fpbpbpbpt!' Uh, scuse' me!" Turdy days in da hole, Turdy days in da hole.... It doesn't matter. I'll probably get run over anyway...



		FlyBoy (Hive Bee) 11-10-04 20:11 No 540898				Fuck
						Ack! Ignore my post. I'm a very sick individual. No more slick for my dick.

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