Hive The Couch

	Main Index Search Register Login Who's Online FAQ Links
	Main Index Search Register Login Who's Online FAQ Links

	1 Online, 0 Active		You are not logged in

This is a historical archiveThe forum is read-only. Private information has been removed. It is not possible to login.

	The Couch

All 2 posts Subject: Funny Please login to post Thread expires Down

lilbumper
(Newbee)
11-11-04 09:50
No 541001
Funny

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days..
What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with a voluptuous brunette, even more gorgeous than the beautiful blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
"What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,........ alone ."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, The Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen

very

CAREFULLY:

for

the

last

time

I said.....

BRING POSSE!"

shocked tongue

Okay, kinda corny, but it made you smile, didn't it?
lilbumper

weedar
(Gaylord)
11-11-04 20:17
No 541071
User Picture hah

Good one! laugh

"seriously thishomo internet shit needs to stop" -mcrandom

	https://the-hive.archive.erowid.org	the-hive@erowid.org



Powdered by Permanent Withdrawal(TM) v6.1.0, (C) 2015, Kolbee Services. All rights reserved.
Links Erowid Rhodium

	All 2 posts		Subject: Funny		Please login to post		Thread expires		Down


		lilbumper (Newbee) 11-11-04 09:50 No 541001				Funny
						The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more gorgeous than the beautiful blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,........ alone ." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, The Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very CAREFULLY: for the last time I said..... BRING POSSE!" Okay, kinda corny, but it made you smile, didn't it? lilbumper



		weedar (Gaylord) 11-11-04 20:17 No 541071				hah
						Good one! "seriously thishomo internet shit needs to stop" -mcrandom

All 2 posts	End of thread	Top